Do I really need to say anything here? Ok, I will anyway. Really, these “lips” are actually marketed as a Face Slimmer. They fit around the lips, forcing them open. The wearer is to recite each vowel sound out loud twice a day, three times a minute. The instructions suggest doing the exercises while bathing because — well, I don’t really know why?
Well, if that fails and you have a blow up doll fetish, all’s left is to convince your girl to dawn these “face slimmers” and your set!